Witty Titty – June 22, 2012

Happy Friday, everybody! We’re gonna do things a little differently for #WittyTitty this week, so you’ll actually have to scroll past (and hopefully read) the funny bits before you get to the photos of decent-looking women in various stages of dress. We all know why you’re here, but I’ve gotta do *something* about it, right?

FIRST PITCH

So much this week! Starting off, we’ve got an awesome voicemail about Manny Ramirez, formerly of the Sacramento River Cats minor league baseball team, from a concerned fan who’s worried about “those people” and their dangerously long hair:

SECOND PITCH

From Twitter this week, one of our awesome mutual followers, @papasbasement, had this to share:

THIRD PITCH

Courtesy of the Huffington Post comes the story of a woman who was fired from her waitressing job at Chili’s because of an angry Facebook rant about being shorted on a tip by one of her customers.¬†Lessons here, kids, definitely involve something about not pissing off people on Reddit. Duly noted.

The incident began when this young woman was stiffed on a tip. She took to Facebook to let off some steam. “Next time you tip me $5 on a $138 bill, don’t even bother coming in cause I’ll spit in your food and then in your fuckig [sic] face you cheap bastards!!!!!!!!!”

– Huffington Post

FOURTH PITCH

Remember Overly Attached Girlfriend? Well, her YouTube channel added a new video this week and it’s as much of a marvel to enjoy as her first one. This time, her target was Carly Rae Jepsen‘s “Call Me Maybe,” which some of you may have heard of:

LAST PITCH

We found out how to make free infographics! You’re welcome!

http://infogr.am/Things-three-yards-readers-like

And, because we won’t leave you hanging without a new meme, here’s this week’s All-Star, Skeptical Third World Kid, courtesy of Guyism:

Now, for what you’ve all been waiting for:


How’d that *other* mirror get there? Like, oh my Gawd!


My new chipmunk grillz cost me a pretty penny, now I’m a webcam girl!


Ducky face: identifying classless sluts since 2005.


She doesn’t do any “personal grooming.” Know how we know? LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS!


No reader submissions this week, but we figured we’d share this one, because it looks like this girl is a kidnapping victim. Someone save her!

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