Witty Titty – June 16, 2012

So it’s a little late, I realize, but this being Father’s Day weekend I’ve had some shit to do. Quit yer bitchin’ and enjoy, wouldja?


Like oh, my God! Did you know Geico can save you 15% on your car insurance?


GAH! GET THAT THING OFF YOUR HEAD BEFORE IT EATS YOUR BRAIN! Oh, wait. Too late.


Is that a PlayStation 2 on the couch? We’re in love.


Cottage cheese: It’s not just what’s for a healthy dinner anymore.


Well, at least she tried. That’s a clown shot, bro.


This one’s reader submitted. Don’t know if she’s waving or having a seizure, but for some reason it’s still really attractive.

FIRST PITCH

Our favorite chef, Hannah Hart!

SECOND PITCH

Best tweets of the week came from @sweden, a program where a new Swedish citizen gets control of the country’s official Twitter feed every week. It’s been good so far, but then this happened:

Read the full article here.

THIRD PITCH

Next up, we have the tale of two American border patrol agents, caught doing a little impromptu pipe-cleaning at a Cirque Du Soleil show in California. Also, by “pipe cleaning”, I mean that the girl had the man’s penis in her mouth, and the man high-fived a little boy during. Awesome? Revolting? A little bit of both. Click the photo for the full story.


Not gonna lie, that does kind of make one want a blow job.

FOURTH PITCH

Announced this week at Apple’s WWDC, the new Retina MacBook may have a shiny, almost life-like screen, but Wired called it “unfixable, unhackable, and untenable.”

LAST PITCH

I’m a HUGE Katy Perry fan. I’m not ashamed of it. That’s why I was excited to find this new trailer for the “final chapter in Teenage Dream: The Complete Confection.”

Here’s your funny closing photo, jerks, courtesy of QuickMeme:

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