Witty Titty – June 8, 2012

So it’s Friday, and you know what that means!


If MedAlert had used this instead of the grandma for “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!” those fuckers would have outsold the iPhone.


Justin Bieber isn’t actually talented? We’re shocked too!


Does she think she’ll be less attractive if the camera is level? Do guys walk around with their heads tilted in her city or something?


Remember kids: smoking isn’t just bad for your lungs, it automatically makes you look like a girl who’d take meth for sex.


This one’s “Choose Your Own Caption,” because we couldn’t be that mean.


This one’s viewer-submitted by Gabrielle Dicaprio, who you can find on Model Mayhem (click her photo for the link to her profile)
That being said, you had us until the goofy Robin Hood fedora. Clooooooose.

Also today, we’re introducing a new feature of #wittytitty where we show you other funny stuff. Get it? Witty? We knew you would. You’re smart like that.

FIRST PITCH

One of the greatest 911 calls ever:

SECOND PITCH

Next, what happens when you’re sleazily hitting on a woman during your red-eye flight and she happens to be a supermodel who’s live-tweeting the entire miserable experience?

Read the full article here. It gets funnier, trust us.

THIRD PITCH

Then, we’ve got David Barton, a man who believes people on welfare take government assistance because they don’t follow the Bible closely enough.

FOURTH PITCH

Lastly, we have the unbelievable tale of a man in Scottsdale, Arizona who was asked to leave a Barnes and Noble bookstore because a female customer felt “uncomfortable” with a single man browsing in the children’s section.

LAST PITCH

For your consideration: in response to yesterday’s Overly Attached Girlfriend, the Internet and its lightning-fast production ability and goldfish-like attention span produced Overly Douchey Boyfriend. Enjoy.

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