Every Friday: Witty Titty Committee (or: We Need A Name For This Friday Weekly Column!)

#wittytitty (Cover photo courtesy of @IrynaIvanova)

 

So, we here at Three Yards have decided to start up the first of what we hope will be at least one regular weekly column with content that stays pretty much centered around one thing or another. (#wittytitty!)

Hopefully that wasn’t too vague. We can do that sometimes. Wait, what’s that, reader?

 

“From: Your Readers”

 

Duly noted. Anyway. This as-yet-unnamed column will basically be a takeoff from Twitter’s #FriskyFriday concept where random women take cellphone and mirror pictures of themselves and post them to Twitter…and not much else. Thankfully, Three Yards has more class than that and will be offering pithy remarks with the half-naked women. You’re welcome. The one benefit of this column will be a significantly smaller amount of reading, so, share that with your friends. #WittyTitty!

Without further ado, the June 1 edition of the Witty Titty Committee!

 

Irony: Now Available In Shirt Form!

 

Anybody else wondering what in the hell the blonde (Guy? Girl?) in the background is doing while Ke$ha Jr. is posing?

 

I feel a disturance in the Force, like five million hipsters just orgasmed in their pants.

(Source)

Is she DRIVING while she’s taking this picture? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

(Source)

Is it okay if I don’t make breakfast this morning? I figured I’d just pull a Pop-Tart out of the pantry and then leave. I can keep the shirt, right?

(Source: Spittin’ Images [Find them on Facebook])

Hope that was enjoyable. If you have any better ideas, or better column names, or photos you’d like to submit, leave it in the comments below and send photos to threeyards@gmail.com. If it wasn’t enjoyable for you, if you feel offended in some way, even better! Rant! Share this terrible website with all of your friends!

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